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[20 Aug 2004|03:53pm]

Hoping 'Orlando Humour' stretches to a parody of Troy, if not let me know.

Introducing: The 'Troy' Parody Movie Script
By: magic_beans
Rating: PG-13

Warnings For:
Inappropriate use of the word 'cousins', alteration of Odysseus' friendship with Achilles, spoilers for the book and the movie, gayness, excessive usage of the words 'totally' and 'dumbass', innuendo, swearing, references to the canon, light Paris bashing and bad punning.

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It's oh so quiet, shh, shh [06 Jul 2004|01:36am]

[ mood | awake ]

Wow. So no one has had anything to say on here since February. That's kind of a bummer.

So... Icons.
Free for all. Comment before taking, keyword credit to missdew if you use =]

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SNL? [16 Feb 2004|05:43pm]
[ mood | curious ]

n e one know where i could d/l the segement of saturday night live (2/14) where Orlando was mentioned?

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[31 Jan 2004|11:49pm]

[ mood | bouncy ]

so im gonna commit cross-posting....my bad muwahaha but i swear its worth it!! now .... how awesome is my friend crystal for gettin me this birthday cake today?!?!?!


i just had to share! :)

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funny video [23 Jan 2004|11:44pm]

oh this is just a funny video which i don't totally get what it means..

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[22 Jan 2004|12:54am]

Gotta pimp out my hot new Orli layout and icon, courtesy of my great friend aquariusfire

Caution: Clicking above link may cause the clicker to melt into a puddle or *thud* into a coma.

x-posted at orlandoluvsme and orlandobloom
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this is really stupid!! [18 Jan 2004|10:43pm]
[ mood | insanley amused ]

OMG! i feel the need to post this because i found it hilarious. My brother came home from a party last night and he said that he was talking to some ppl and Orlando came up in the convo. He said that these two guys were saying that Orladno is gay and "dating" that big black guy from the green mile. LMAO!! im sorry that is the stupiest thing i have ever heard concerning Orli... ok im done now...

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[13 Jan 2004|10:10pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

today is happy birthday to orlando day!



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Whoa... oh Wow [01 Jan 2004|06:16pm]

[ mood | cold ]

This hurts my brain.


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¡muy muy muy fantastico! [17 Dec 2003|03:01pm]

[ mood | ecstatic ]

so i went to go see the return of the king last night/this morning and it was definately AWESOME!$#%!#^$#!$^ omg you have to go see it! kinda sad that theres not gonna be any more lord of the rings movies though :( hehehe so if you havent already...

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My job/Return of the King [17 Dec 2003|12:15pm]

So look what I did this morning, y'all. Yes, it's on topic. I'm the webmaster for a radio station, so I used my power to put up a picture of Orlando:

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People are so stupid. [16 Dec 2003|01:53pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Got this from scandalouskate, but added my own comments. I love these things. Makes you wonder what happened to put the warnings on the product.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Well shit. I guess I'd better see that doctor about my sleep-drying.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
So....I should just swipe this product, open it, look inside to see if I'm a winner and then put it back without purchase? How unsanitary

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
As opposed to irregular soap?

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
Directions suggestion: You're an idiot.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down"
So...as you're reading the directions on the BOTTOM of the package, it THEN tells you not to turn it upside down?? Superman would LOVE this dessert.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
Well thank God...I thought it would be frozen after heating! Thank you for clarifying that.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
There go my Friday nights.

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
It's a good thing that's on here. I mean, all of those poor children with coughs who are operating cars and heavy machinery...it's a tragedy, really.

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
I would hope so. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't have purchased the SLEEP AID. And fuck MAY, it BETTER damn well cause drowsiness!

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
So...where else is there? Underwater?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
lmao. Oh God. I can't even process this one (get it? process?). You know, that other use it could be used for. Don't do that.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
I'm hoping you mean PEAnuts, bucko. I'll bet madeinheaven is grateful for this one, being allergic to peanuts and all. I mean, God forbid she buy these peanuts and not see the warning that there's NUTS in it on the package.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
Now what kind of moronic fuckrag screwed this one up? THANK YOU, AMERICAN AIRLINES!

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
Oh my goodness. I'm so picturing some poor kid with parents who have the IQs of a paper cup saying, "Go on, Billy Joe. Just lift up yer arms there and JUMP! Yous as good as flyin!

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
I do not want to see the picture of the incident that prompted THIS bit of advice.

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Mr. Zany [15 Dec 2003|08:51pm]


The kid was defiantly made for acting, but this picture is almost bothersome.
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[15 Dec 2003|10:52am]

[ mood | amused ]

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Bored? [11 Dec 2003|09:45pm]

Ok so I've read this story a grand total of three times now, and it's seriously just about the best damn fan fiction stories I've ever read (next to you of course, missdew.

Thought you guys might want to give it a look. Tell me so I can talk about it with someone!!!

Dolphin's Cry by Aelora. Found it at Man in the Mirror.

Yes, it's Orlando. And it's NC-17, but isn't a sex story. Pretty long. VERY intense. Funny as hell. Just go read it. If you're into that stuff.

And now, a picture:

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Thats weird... [07 Dec 2003|08:12pm]
[ mood | confused ]

Ok, not that i'm complaining, but i think it's kinda strange that Orlando is in the teen people Hot 25 stars under 25 when he's almost 27...
i don't think they research things very well LOL

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[27 Nov 2003|10:01pm]

[ mood | thankful ]

hope everyone had a fantasterastic gobble day!!


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movie news... [26 Nov 2003|05:30pm]

[ mood | amused ]

You all probably know this already, but I am out of the loop on this stuff...

From Entertainment Weekly:
Orlando Bloom will follow his epically heroic turns in The Lord of the Rings and Troy by reteaming with this Black Hawk Down director Ridley Scott, for the heroically epic Kingdowm of Heaven. Bloom will play a 12th-century peasant who becomes a knight, woos a princess, and, naturally, saves a kingdom...

Now all he needs to play is a cowboy and some sort of sports star to round out the "Things Little Boys Want to Be" category. Heh.

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fanfic: Indiscretions, 4&5 [25 Nov 2003|09:53pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

Sorry for the delay, I've been... an airhead.
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On a completely related topic... anyone know any Orlando fic sites that host?
Feedback is always nice.

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Funny shit [25 Nov 2003|03:41pm]

[ mood | silly ]

So o4fuxache had quite the conversation today. Thought I'd share it with you lovely people. She's a Dom fan, as if you couldn't tell.

Pammie Wammie 81: did you hear dom's song from viggo's album?
JenniferJayde: No...
Pammie Wammie 81: pure
Pammie Wammie 81: sex
JenniferJayde: lol
Pammie Wammie 81: no seriously
Pammie Wammie 81: bedroom voice
JenniferJayde: That's fabulous
Pammie Wammie 81: I think I'm pregnant from it
JenniferJayde: lmao
JenniferJayde: He's got quite a reach
Pammie Wammie 81: it's his voice man
Pammie Wammie 81: there's a line in it where he says "the reason you feel sick in the morning"
Pammie Wammie 81: becuase he KNWOS
JenniferJayde: His voice has sperm in it???
Pammie Wammie 81: YES
JenniferJayde: Crazy
Pammie Wammie 81: I know
JenniferJayde: That's very cocky of him
Pammie Wammie 81: well he is quite
JenniferJayde: Cocky? Or has a big cock?
JenniferJayde: Or can magically get girls pregnant with a simple whisper? What would that be called?
Pammie Wammie 81: the latter
JenniferJayde: A vocal cock?
Pammie Wammie 81: he's got quite a hefty vocal cock
JenniferJayde: That's fabulous.
Pammie Wammie 81: he's the ron jeremy of voice
JenniferJayde: More men need hefty vocal cocks.
JenniferJayde: But then they'd all want to be on the radio.
Pammie Wammie 81: if dom was on the radio
JenniferJayde: And we'd all be fucked.
JenniferJayde: Literally.
Pammie Wammie 81: vocal pregnancies all over the country
JenniferJayde: And some of them have such hefty vocal cocks that even the MEN are getting pregnant. The world is in chaos.
Pammie Wammie 81: mpregs are taking over the world!
Pammie Wammie 81: would they have hefty vocal cocks too?
Pammie Wammie 81: or would it result in situational irony and they'd all sound like women?
JenniferJayde: The irony one. Which would suck because then we would have to date men that sounded like women, because these said men with hefty vocal cocks would surely be spoken for.
Pammie Wammie 81: surely be spoken for
Pammie Wammie 81: and about
JenniferJayde: Orlando would be in this category.
Pammie Wammie 81: men would have to take voice enhancers
Pammie Wammie 81: vocal viagra
JenniferJayde: Imagine how many babies Kate Bosworth would have. The hefty vocal cock AND the sex.
JenniferJayde: And then we'd REALLY be screwed.
Pammie Wammie 81: lit'rally!
JenniferJayde: We are dumb.
Pammie Wammie 81: *preaches*
Pammie Wammie 81: we are FANTASTIC
JenniferJayde: Fantabulously dumb

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