Jennifer Jayde (jenniferjayde) wrote in orlando_humor,
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Funny shit

So o4fuxache had quite the conversation today. Thought I'd share it with you lovely people. She's a Dom fan, as if you couldn't tell.

Pammie Wammie 81: did you hear dom's song from viggo's album?
JenniferJayde: No...
Pammie Wammie 81: pure
Pammie Wammie 81: sex
JenniferJayde: lol
Pammie Wammie 81: no seriously
Pammie Wammie 81: bedroom voice
JenniferJayde: That's fabulous
Pammie Wammie 81: I think I'm pregnant from it
JenniferJayde: lmao
JenniferJayde: He's got quite a reach
Pammie Wammie 81: it's his voice man
Pammie Wammie 81: there's a line in it where he says "the reason you feel sick in the morning"
Pammie Wammie 81: becuase he KNWOS
JenniferJayde: His voice has sperm in it???
Pammie Wammie 81: YES
JenniferJayde: Crazy
Pammie Wammie 81: I know
JenniferJayde: That's very cocky of him
Pammie Wammie 81: well he is quite
JenniferJayde: Cocky? Or has a big cock?
JenniferJayde: Or can magically get girls pregnant with a simple whisper? What would that be called?
Pammie Wammie 81: the latter
JenniferJayde: A vocal cock?
Pammie Wammie 81: he's got quite a hefty vocal cock
JenniferJayde: That's fabulous.
Pammie Wammie 81: he's the ron jeremy of voice
JenniferJayde: More men need hefty vocal cocks.
JenniferJayde: But then they'd all want to be on the radio.
Pammie Wammie 81: if dom was on the radio
JenniferJayde: And we'd all be fucked.
JenniferJayde: Literally.
Pammie Wammie 81: vocal pregnancies all over the country
JenniferJayde: And some of them have such hefty vocal cocks that even the MEN are getting pregnant. The world is in chaos.
Pammie Wammie 81: mpregs are taking over the world!
Pammie Wammie 81: would they have hefty vocal cocks too?
Pammie Wammie 81: or would it result in situational irony and they'd all sound like women?
JenniferJayde: The irony one. Which would suck because then we would have to date men that sounded like women, because these said men with hefty vocal cocks would surely be spoken for.
Pammie Wammie 81: surely be spoken for
Pammie Wammie 81: and about
JenniferJayde: Orlando would be in this category.
Pammie Wammie 81: men would have to take voice enhancers
Pammie Wammie 81: vocal viagra
JenniferJayde: Imagine how many babies Kate Bosworth would have. The hefty vocal cock AND the sex.
JenniferJayde: And then we'd REALLY be screwed.
Pammie Wammie 81: lit'rally!
JenniferJayde: We are dumb.
Pammie Wammie 81: *preaches*
Pammie Wammie 81: we are FANTASTIC
JenniferJayde: Fantabulously dumb
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